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Summer!
Hey everyone guess what it is finally summer! I hate online school it is so hard for my paws to use the keyboard. Anyways my plans for my summer vacation to the DR got canceled. But I still plan to get a good tan and drink a pin-a colt-a. The worst part of the summer though is the humans are home. Well bye!( That girl wants to play)make sure you wash your hands and put on sunscreen!
Cabinet Cat
I have got a new talent I have been working on in quarantine. I now can jump on the fridge and open the top shelf to the beautiful tortilla chips! But the humans always stop me before I can eat them. Dang it! I also learned how to hop into the pantry and hang out with human food. If any of you have any snake suggestions please let me know because I love food.
Guess Who’s Back!
You guys I have a lot of news for you. I have not been blogging lately. And I am so sorry but I got lazy and the owners are home in lockdown so it is way harder to steal the laptop. But I have big news I lost my one white whisker! I can not believe it. But we are still going to call myself the one white whisker kitten because it will grow back (I hope!). But I will have new adventures coming soon! (So stay tuned!)
“Cat-Sicle”
Day 2
So today I took a little field trip to this wet cold place called the garage. While I was doing hard time in the basement (look at yesterday’s article for more details about being banished) I was just thinking about how I could escape when the teen girl comes out and goes to the garage. Then I think,”oh, maybe I could go explore the garage.” I run out with adrenaline, am I an master escape artist or what? Well, next thing I know, the door shuts and I am out here by myself. Then,I start to notice my paws start to get cold. I feel like I can turn into a popsicle, wait no a cat-sicle. I am way too cute to die and I haven’t got my big break as a blogger yet. But then the girl opens the door and finally let’s me in.
Status Update
Day 1
My humans have banned me from the kitchen. All because of meal prepping so while they get chicken, I have been banished to the basement. The chef was like,’”Get out of my kitchen Champ! I am trying to cook!” And I was all“First of all this is my kitchen” But before I could finish that thought, I was banished to the basement with Mouse who smells like litter. I was able to make a quick escape when the little boy opened the door. I dashed up stairs! Eat my litter Mouse. So I was able to get to kitchen and put my face in the chicken dish. But I bet you know how that turned out considering the fact that I’m back in the basement with Mouse.
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My name is Champ. I’m a rescue kitten from Bellevue, Nebraska. I have a sister named Mouse we are identical but I have one white whisker. My hobbies include eating human food and sitting on counters. My blog will have stories and adventures from around the home. From Mouse and I fighting to messing with the owners.
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